Exam Poem

Hi ho!
Hi ho!
Off to the exam we go!

To crush its bones and crack its skull
To eat its brain and swallow it whole
To make its life a misery
To inflict pain of great intensity

We'll fight this battle of intellect
We'll get every question correct
We'll show that we are capable
That nothing can stop us at all

For we are strong and we are smart
We're stout of mind and hard of heart
We'll march in there with confidence
To demonstrate our competence

Hi ho!
Hi ho!
To smash this exam we go!