In April 2014 I decided to invade Twitter and start writing tweets on the following subjects:
All of the postings contain links to the relevant Twitter page. Alternately you may visit my Twitter profile directly.
| Practical Tips for a Practical World | ||
|---|---|---|
| Content | Date | Link |
| Always maintain a reputation for honesty. It makes your lies much easier to believe. | 12/04/14 | View on Twitter |
| Learn the difference between what's right and what's best. If morality is your primary concern, do what's right. Otherwise, do what's best. | 18/04/14 | View on Twitter |
| Nuggets of Wisdom | ||
|---|---|---|
| Content | Date | Link |
| We lose our way in life when we think with our hearts and feel with our heads. | 13/04/14 | View on Twitter |
| Want to learn the secret of understanding the opposite sex? Stop assuming gender defines a person's way of thinking. It doesn't. | 17/04/14 | View on Twitter |
| You CAN have your cake and eat it. Sometimes it takes effort, sometimes ingenuity, but it can be done. | 21/04/14 | View on Twitter |
| Humour | ||
|---|---|---|
| Content | Date | Link |
| Give a man a fire and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire and you warm him for life. | 11/04/14 | View on Twitter |
| Everyone is beautiful in their own way. Except for the ugly ones. They don't count. | 15/04/14 | View on Twitter |
| Dating is like chess - two players trying to assess each other's moves, all with the goal of mating the other person. | 22/04/14 | View on Twitter |
| Philosophical Musings | ||
|---|---|---|
| Content | Date | Link |
| Life is a dream from which we do not wish to wake; the world a collective dreamscape of which we all partake. | 14/04/14 | View on Twitter |
| We cannot accurately predict the future without fully understanding the present. | 16/04/14 | View on Twitter |
| Nothing is inherently sacred because sanctity is a human concept. The universe simply is - there's nothing more to it than that. | 19/04/14 | View on Twitter |
| Wisdom comes through experience. One cannot know what it is like to stand in the rain if one only has only ever watched it through a window. | 20/04/14 | View on Twitter |
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